This shoe pretty much fits my "I'm going to drool over how awesome you are but can't just buy you yet" shoe category. The June Flat from Elizabeth and James looks effortlessly cool. Snakeskin pattern - check! Zippers - check! I've been infatuated with zippers ever since Jeffrey Sebelia's ridiculously awesome striped zipper dress from Project Runway.
The June flats are available both at Nordstroms and Bloomingdales for $275 and comes in a variety of colors.
(image of June flat from - bloomingdales.com, image of kzumi zipper dress from whatshaute.com)